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StuartScottsEye

@StuartScottsEye

Please don’t judge me solely based on my offensive and distasteful username.

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Me trying to talk to anyone who isn’t extremely on twitter.


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2024 PitchingNinja Award for Grossest Single Pitch. 🤮 🏆 Winner: Kade Johnson


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twitter is undeniably getting worse every day and yet whenever someone announces they’re leaving i simply see that they are not a true sicko. staying is like being in the string quartet on the titanic but for some reason we’re playing hoobastank.


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MFW I’m scrolling the TL and see the Dua Lipa video again.


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“And which great efficiency expert will lead this important new effort to streamline?” “Actually there will be two people in charge”

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You fucking dipshit @BradSherman I specifically asked you to vote against this.

Hey @BradSherman please vote NO on H.R. 9495 you dumb bastard



Wife texts me every hour to call a radio station to try and win tickets to Disneyland and today it finally happened.

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The gaslighting from this admin is unreal, you can see the frustration of reporters. Matt Lee: Why did you bother to put in 350 trucks a day if it doesn’t matter Patel: I’m not gonna speak to— Lee: We didn’t give the Israelis 30 days, you guys did, and now those 30 days are up…


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*ahem*

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The left needs their own Austin Powers



Hey @BradSherman please vote NO on H.R. 9495 you dumb bastard


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“So there was no other guy” ☠️


You know who was also a veteran? Adolf Hitler.


I just saw her a few months ago and she didn’t mention anything about this? Very odd

Megan Fox reveals that her and Machine Gun Kelly are expecting their first child together. 🤍

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I don’t even have the day off today so honestly the veterans should be thanking me for keeping this country going while they’re out getting their balls washed up by the American public.


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The hero we needed, but not the one we deserved


Took my 8 and 3 year old to a short film festival and one of the films in the block we watched was about a group of ladies who band together to kill a some guys who kept a 14 year old girl tied up in a shed and took turns raping her. 🤷


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I think if I set a ringtone of this as my alarm I would start every day with vigor, purpose, and joy


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Can someone explain to me the Tulsi phenomenon? I think it's great she endorsed Trump, same with RFK Jr., but can we pump the brakes a little? In terms of politics, she was a Democrat six minutes ago. People are obsessed with her, and I'm hearing guys shout for Tulsi VP in 2028…



Hey @billieeilish was that you at Shibuya? Trynta settle a bet


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