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Clue Heywood

@ClueHeywood

It should be "find out" time for the people who've fucked around, but none of these idiots will ever grasp the nexus. [email protected]

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This is my first rodeo. What kind of animal is that. Who's that guy in the barrel. What's up with the timer. What the fuck is going on here.


This place is crickets tonight, wow.


Well I guess Bluesky isn’t working now, find me next on Zlorp, I have the best Zeets, same name as here


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I just sent a pocket breathalyzer to Congressman @mattgaetz, please Matt check this before you get behind the wheel

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Local Phoenix biz shout out: Not that Rene needs any more accolades but had dinner at Santo tonight and it was really damn good. Pricey but delicious. Cool atmosphere. Recommend.


Calling it now: Matt Gaetz is a patsy who will be roundly rejected by the Senate in order to make Trump's preferred AG pick (Judge Dredd) appear palatable. No, no one's told him it's just a movie.


The NBA In-Season Tournament, brought to you by Emirates. Emirates: when you absolutely, positively need to fly a couple hookers to your tax haven.™


Buying a cheap pair of patterned golf pants to wear as a joke and this is the Amazon size guide. This is the real joke. And it’s on me.

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Men will literally smoke cigars and laugh maniacally in a movie theater while sitting three rows behind the family of their former public defender (who they blame for their long prison sentence) instead of going to therapy


Bluesky is ok I guess but here are some features I would like: -millions of bots -hardcore porn in my mentions -hundreds of abject idiots dunking on me because Trump won -racist billionaire ketamine addict constantly posting disinformation on my timeline whether I like it or not


No family Thanksgiving meal happening this year so what’s the saddest thing I could do that day? I’m thinking dine alone at a casino buffet. And not the Wynn or something nice. Maybe the Riverside in Laughlin. Eat a $19 buffet then retire to the Losers’ Lounge.


Not jumping ship yet—as one of my many haters said, without this account I’m just another irrelevant middle aged loser…and he’s not wrong. BUT for when the day comes (not if, when), I am getting my landing spot ready over at Bluesky. same name over there.


lol the flashy Instagram "entrepreneur" I warned a client away from a couple years ago got arrested by the feds for an eight figure fraud. everything is a scam now. good rule of thumb is do not invest with anyone who posts pictures of themselves with jets or cars


Cardinals are leading the NFC West. Suns are 8-1. Sun Devils are 7-2. I feel like some disaster is going to hit the Valley. Biblical flooding. Pestilence.


What happens when Aaron Rodgers is in the blue medical tent

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why is it boomer MAGA ladies who look like their Buick Rendezvous reeks of cheap perfume and Montclair 100s always have "No DMs!" in their profiles, who on here is trying to bang these people


Does anyone know how to get a restraining order

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The Nextdoor life cycle 1. Hi! I just joined the app, nice to “meet” all of you! lol 2. Please can everyone be present and aware when walking your pets 3. Had a terrible dinner at [restaurant], overpriced, will never go there again 4. Why can’t the City euthanize the homeless


Ladies, if your man doesn’t have a crew that looks like a 1970s soul album cover, he’s suspect

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