MopUpReliever
@MopUpRelieverFormer greenskeeper. Cornholer. Short-order cook. Standing @FRPSL champion. Gooner. Drunk. Go Sox. A 🌭 is a sandwich. Sufficient marbling to be called Ribeye.
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Wait, what the fuck??? -Kevin Seitzer http://t.co/m52TMiUSUn
Ma’am, you seem real nice but I’d prefer that you not give me so much head.
A waitress in a Bavarian dirndl at Oktoberfest carries 13 large, one-liter mugs of beer to customers.
Unlikely. She is probably standing over her kitchen sink eating a rotisserie chicken with her bare hands
Now that my ballot is cast, I wish I could fuck off to a foreign country with no US election coverage for the next week. I’d be fine simply learning our collective fate upon my return.
“Man up” says the guy that posted this shit take and turned off replies.
I cannot check in for my flight tomorrow because @AmericanAir thinks I’m an unaccompanied minor. I’m a childish scamp, but rest assured, I’ll be drinking at LGA before my 11:00 flight.
No card. Nothing. Joke.
had to put vin scully's gibson call over freddie freeman's walk off
Vin Scully is quietly smiling.
This is an immediate all-timer clip.
That comma
Men who beat women, do it more than once. This is very well established across income & social groups. Kamala Harris was head of a domestic violence organization when she ran for DA in SF. Why has no journalist directly asked Kamala Harris if she is married to a woman-beater?
Jeannie: Hey, JJ. Do you think you could grow a ridiculously thick mustache? Why? I think it will help your triangle offense.
If JJ is going to argue with players that didn’t have calls made against them in Game 1 of 82, I’m sure the Lakers will achieve all their dreams. Thanks Jeannie. ☘️
If JJ is going to argue with players that didn’t have calls made against them in Game 1 of 82, I’m sure the Lakers will achieve all their dreams. Thanks Jeannie. ☘️
Can’t wait for Myles Garrett to tell me that I should accept this news somberly.
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