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Kate

@Katerade

A cavalcade of dipshittery

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This band rules and this came out in October and it’s a great listen. open.spotify.com/album/1LWOjhtK…

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i will work neither smarter nor harder

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14 Nov

Love this Netflix poster for Casino that makes it look like a heartwarming comedy about two retirees who go to Vegas for one last wild weekend and find out sometimes the house doesn’t always win!

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The fact that someone from The Onion had to have a meeting with the Sandy Hook families and go “I’m sorry for your loss but do you guys want to do something really funny” is the wildest part of the InfoWars purchase

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14 Nov

i’m stubborn + i think it’s a tactical error for the left to cede an entire major social media platform to the fash

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14 Nov

Why are people still here? Genuinely curious.

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Starbucks got rid of toffeenut syrup?? I am DISTRAUGHT. Black iced coffee with toffeenut has been my go-to for the better part of two decades. This is like a death in the family. Hazelnut does NOT hit the same.

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13 Nov

My old buddy. See you in another life. I know you’ll be waiting for me with open paws.

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14 Nov

rise and grind, we have a grok to ruin

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14 Nov

Finally, a job I'm fully qualified for

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Every Thunder uniform looks like a coach bus seat pattern.

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13 Nov

I could not visit a volcano because of the allure of the lava

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13 Nov

I was forced to wait till nearly 1:00 to eat lunch. That's practically dinner time.

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13 Nov

they do this to demoralize you

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13 Nov

I'm not moving sites. I'm going down with the ship. This site wasn't even good when it was good, why would I bother trying to recapture the bad magic elsewhere, it'd be impossible

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13 Nov

jim wasn’t even the sexiest man alive in that office

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13 Nov

Business! Industry!

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Run it back

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13 Nov

Do any of my astronomers know what this might be in green? It seems like a satellite or similar below Orion and Betelgeuse? It's very bright and seems much closer. It's not a drone, it's definitely in space. Maybe this star doing funky stuff?

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