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My wife got vaccinated while pregnant and now my 8 week old baby can't even walk or talk
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I recently closed a tab for a friend and drew a cock and balls for his signature on the tablet. I wonder if his vote won't count now
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Watching my kid bump his nuts on the back of some coeds heads: we have something here!
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I mean if ur gonna copy me Credit me pls
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my friend is 6'5" and told me something thrilling and disturbing once. he said whenever he takes the train during rush hour, he sees the same few other 6'5" guys' heads poking out of the morass of people, like treetops. they have a special 6'5" guys nod and everything
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