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Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say that privately the couple does not support having sex with underage sex workers.


The American people elected Donald Trump, knowing full well a jury found him liable for a sex crime. This means he's been given a mandate to install sex offenders throughout the government. by Hugh Hewitt


Should accused sex offenders run the Department of Defense, Justice, and Health and Human Services? It's complicated.


Want a job in the Trump administration? Better commit a sex offense first.


Whether it's Republicans Donald Trump, Matt Gaetz, and Pete Hegseth sexually assaulting women, or Democrats Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, and Hillary Clinton being women, both sides have serious political baggage with respect to gender.


Trump nominees Matt Gaetz, Pete Hegseth, and RFK Jr. have all been the subject of sexual assault allegations. So why does it feel like it's Biden appointees Merrick Garland, Janet Yellen, and Linda Thomas-Greenfield who forced themselves onto women?


Private Prisons, Funeral Homes, and Crypto With Trump’s policy set to boost some surprising sectors of our economy, it may be time take advantage of some unusual investment opportunities.


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I'm just sad the brainworm isn't still alive to see all of this.


In this North Carolina town, Elon still means the local university. But they do know this: It would be a genius disruptor move to change the national currency from the dollar to Dogecoin.


At least he didn’t save it for his book

New @TheRunUpNYT: A while back, I interviewed Tom Homan, Trump’s guy on immigration. We talked about mass deportations, family separation, and accusations of white nationalism — but never aired it. Running it today after Homan was named to Trump’s cabinet youtube.com/watch?v=fM6XrC…



While the optics of nominating a sex trafficker for Attorney General may not be optimal, if you dig a little deeper, you will find a lot to like about the Matt Gaetz pick.


Cheryl Hines has learned her lesson


My model shows a 69% chance of Matt Gaetz being confirmed by the Republican Senate. And I rank the best high school cafeteria food in Tallahassee. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.


Opinion | I am part of the resistance inside RFK Jr.‘s polycule. by Anonymous


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🚨 BRAKING 🚨 This is a big one. Donald Trump just appointed Robert F Kennedy Jr as the Director of Health and Human Services. This is a MAJOR development for those of us who support sensible injections, as Dr Kennedy knows and understands the benefits of steroids. You may say…

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Don’t worry, liberals, the GOP grown-ups will make sure none of these confirmations go through.


Que Sirhan Sirhan RFK Jr. taking over Health and Human Services might just be the shot in the arm Donald’s cabinet needs to finish off Joe’s agenda once and for all. by Maureen Dowd


Opinion | America's college students must toughen up and stop acting like snowflakes. I'll be voting to confirm Matt Gaetz so that Donald Trump doesn't say something mean about me.


Opinion | We must protect our children from predators. Putting Matt Gaetz in the Attorney General's office will give him less time to rape teen-agers.


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