Ian Davis
@IanDDavisLooking for a job in an old bookstore where I help solve paranormal mysteries all day
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I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. #TheRehearsal
Was lucky enough to attend the season 6 episode 8 premier of Better Call Saul. Everyone has been asking so here is my write up on the cold open, do not read if you want to avoid spoilers. #BCS #BetterCallSaul
Do they make a vape that looks like an inhaler so I can use it at work?
I'm trying to lose weight, so that drugs are more effective.
My apartment burned down and I lost my gaming rig, so i'm entering competitions at this point. I entered for a chance to win an RTX Video Card from @jayztwocents Click this link for your chance too! gleam.io/liSGr/worldwid…
Tonight I'm trying out streaming a game with some old friends for the first time! The game is called The Ship and its an old way underrated murder mystery type game. So few people play this game I actually had to pay to host a server for us to hop on. Come twitch.tv/ianddavis
Most of my opinions are just things I recently heard someone say with conviction
Its kind of nice how every niche fetish once had no porn online, but one day some guy with a camera said "I can't live in a world without this"
When they call my number at a restaraunt I feel like I won something.
If I had a time machine I would only use it to skip from the fun moment of making plans to see a friend to the fun moment of getting home after seeing them.
I think the pitch for Waffle House was "have you ever felt under dressed at IHOP?"
If you have a tiny apartment you can still refer to one half as a "wing" to impress friends. Leaving the living room for the bedroom? "I'll be retiring to the eastern wing"
My dad likes having a gay son because he can talk about race relations on the golf course and say 'its okay my son is gay'
Highschool really convinced me my life would involve more tri folds and poster boards
I want a Black Mirror remake where the guy is excited about fucking the pig but has to act like he doesn't want to
When I die I want my ashes thrown into an indoor skydiving chamber while my whole family uses it.
College essays after this is all over are gonna be exhausting
Chances are you might have seen this already, but I had a terrible fire in my apartment building. I'm fine and no one was hurt but I've lost everything. I started a go fund me so that hopefully I can purchase basic furniture for a new apartment. gofundme.com/f/ian-davis-ap…
After fives and fives of drinks on Thanksgiving I left this joke idea in my phones notes and it's the funniest thing I've ever written
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