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Whomever is never actually right

@tedtwyman

I've eaten pure gluten before. Still here

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Just not being in a pandemic would feel like being at Disney World.


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I wish I’d followed a different career path.


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RIP Norm Macdonald.


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This week, there is a coordinated attack on voting rights. GOP-led legislatures in GA, AZ & NH are pushing dozens of bills to make it harder for people of color & young people to vote. We voted in Nov & instead of listening, they are trying to shut us out of the process. 1/18


Starting Monday March 15th people over 50 in Texas are eligible for the covid vaccine #covidvacccine #COVID19 #Texas

tedtwyman's tweet image. Starting Monday March 15th people over 50 in Texas are eligible for the covid vaccine 
#covidvacccine #COVID19 #Texas

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you either dated people in middle school or you’re funny now


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well done @Schwarzenegger and thanks for the insights in these wise words. I hope leaders and citizens in all political parties listen and learn

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.



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Saying that you’d like to be able to fly is the “I like the Beatles!” of answers to the superpowers question. My buddy @tedtwyman said he’d either like to be able to remove all the sugar from his enemies or to have a really huge overly sensitive hand. Now THAT is an answer!


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Aside from the quantity, one notable thing about Trump’s dishonesty last night: almost all of it was in his prepared text. In general, the vast majority of his lying as president has been ad-libbed. In campaign season, they start putting the lies in the scripts.

Hell of a thing to watch CNN's @ddale8 fact-check the cascade of lies from Trump's speech.



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You know Trump just creates enemies. You know you can't trust him. You know he been incompetent during this crisis. You know all those people didn't need to die. Trump talks about the Space Program and you can't safely go to a movie. Wake up


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to those of you who think Im destroying my career wake up. if trump gets elected, the economy will never come back.


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Several Republicans, including the vice president, have now made the case that the riots and protests and violence happening in Trump's America wouldn't be happening in Trump's America.


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Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.


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Center @E_Williams_1 reads statement on @espn as the representative for all @WNBA players. Tonight's games have been cancelled.


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BREAKING: U.S. officials at multiple federal agencies say there are no signs of any coordinated effort to commit widespread fraud through the vote-by-mail process, despite numerous claims made by President Trump. apne.ws/shjLLBx


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THIS! 💯% 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇


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If you're in a state where you have the option to vote early, do that now. The more votes in early, the less likely you're going to see a last minute crunch, both at polling places and in states where mail-in ballots are permitted. Then tell everyone you know.


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About 100 people gathered outside the apartment complex of the postmaster general, Louis DeJoy, on Saturday to protest changes under his purview that demonstrators say undercut the Postal Service and threaten the ability of Americans to vote nyti.ms/3iGETiY


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The time is right now for everyone to plan on voting in person. If you can't vote in person please figure out mail in voting early. Mail is very slow right now. Last minute won't work


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