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Since he’s trending, here’s a clip of me roasting Tony Hinchcliffe.
The plan: Plant a hidden daughter story so you can call your opponent out about fact checking and win the rap battle on a technicality
Imagine how it feels to learn how 6 magic tricks work at the same time
Why learning how a magic trick is done is like the loss of romantic love. @Asiwind on the Huberman Lab podcast out now.
Punxsutawney Phil died due to severe flooding caused by climate change (early spring)
A homeless man called me ‘his n-word’ as I walked by, so yeah, guess I did have a pretty great birthday
Barista/owner at fancy Italian coffee place just announced ‘Tea!’ with such disdain
Scariest moment in an NYC subway: A homeless guy talking to himself said “I’m not mad, I forgive you, I hope you find peace” and I realized he might be mentally healthier than me
Cashing in
ryan has covid and is demanding gatorade because two weeks ago we said “in sickness and in health” 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Update: the callbacks crushed
Some days I think ‘maybe I shouldn’t have kids.’ Then I get on a flight with a screaming child and think ‘maybe no one should have kids’
Dude on my flight who was intently watching Tucker Carlson has now switched to Paddington Bear
Objecting at a wedding is so rude. It’s like, you couldn’t have told me this before I spent 4 grand on flowers??
If you say someone has a good heart, it means they also have a bad personality
Writing my vows as a comic like ‘I promise to drop any joke about you that makes you uncomfortable unless it works’
Nothing sweeter than watching ex-Titan Quinton Spain, who talked tremendous amounts of shit when the Titans lost, singlehandedly cost the Bengals a Super Bowl
Really stoked for this nyc blizzard. Feels like I didn’t spend enough time inside these last 2 years
Must be weird marrying a method actor like Daniel Day Lewis. You don’t get to fuck your husband for months at a time but you do get to fuck Abe Lincoln
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