Rehab, but for the compulsive need to put “lol” at the end of every text message so people don’t think I’m being mean lol

This is the most ridiculous headline I’ve ever seen in my life. @epells what is wrong with you. @AP why are you allowing this misogynistic nonsense? If it was a male athlete, the headline would have read “Sha’Carri Clinches Silver Medal in Close Race.”

Yo @RegalMovies are you cool with your $25 a ticket seats looking like this? Is this acceptable to you? I found a piece of seat in my popcorn 🤮

Quick reminder that when a deranged lunatic tried to kill Paul Pelosi with a hammer, Trump joked it about repeatedly. He thought it was funny and cool.

I’m tired, Boss.

The Supreme Court has become consumed by a corruption crisis beyond its control. Today’s ruling represents an assault on American democracy. It is up to Congress to defend our nation from this authoritarian capture. I intend on filing articles of impeachment upon our return.

Can we cool it on the updates please @googlechrome

No one warns you just how depressing it is to be targeted by scammers on @Etsy as a small business. You work hard on a new listing, and shortly after you publish it, ding! A message from a new customer! Amazing! Except it’s a phishing scam every time and your heart sinks. 💔

This time of year, green becomes my favorite color. #NorthCarolina

The devil works hard, but Beyoncé’s florist works harder.

I can personally attest to the fact that Ed Sheeran is a lovely person, but I would absolutely pay money to never have to hear “Thinking Out Loud” ever again.

Parents who are already in the car line for pickup at 1:35 pm — who hurt you?

The Plight of the Eldest Daughter Women are expected to be nurturers. Firstborns are expected to be exemplars. Being both is exhausting. theatlantic.com/family/archive…

Hinds County, Mississippi which is 70% Black, ran out of ballots two hours after opening the polls. The Democratic Party filed a motion to keep the polls open later so everyone in line can vote. Republicans have appealed to a higher court to end the voting NOW. Get the fuck…

Has anyone ever met a Diamondbacks fan in real life?

The fact that you can’t lock the volume on an @amazon fire tablet built for small children is the biggest design flaw of the last decade. @AmazonKindle

Anybody else still curious who planted the pipe bombs, disabled Mike Pence’s key card, removed the panic button in Ayanna Presley’s office, and shared the locations of non-reinforced Capitol windows?

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