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Before the pandemic, there was 1 person worth $100 billion. Now there are 10. Before the pandemic, those 10 people were worth $650 billion. Now they are worth $1.4 trillion. And the Senate is ready to shut down the government and deny vital services to avoid taxing them at all.


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Wow.

This is one hell of an ad from a Democrat running for Congress. The question is whether people will watch it and share it.



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"Democracy is fragile. When you really looks about what happened on January 6th, and what it took for President Biden's victory to be certified, it meant that everybody in the system had to go against... some of their will" - @Yamiche w/ @NicolleDWallace


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New @CDCMMWR finds #DeltaVariant can spread rapidly in schools with unvaccinated staff & students. Get a #COVID19 #vaccine. If you’re vaccinated or unvaccinated, wear a mask in public indoor spaces in areas with high or substantial spread. bit.ly/MMWR82721b

CDCgov's tweet image. New @CDCMMWR finds #DeltaVariant can spread rapidly in schools with unvaccinated staff & students. Get a #COVID19 #vaccine. If you’re vaccinated or unvaccinated, wear a mask in public indoor spaces in areas with high or substantial spread. bit.ly/MMWR82721b

BREAKING (satire) NEWS: In response to Democrats restricting people from shoving broken bottles up their own butts, Conservatives rush to demonstrate their FREEDOMS by shoving broken bottles up their own butts en masse! We are unable to determine who wins at this game.


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The Y'allQaeda-GOP-MAGA-Republican truck-bomber insurrectionist who tried to threaten to blow up the Library of Congress because he thought it was the Capitol has just surrendered to the police. These people are not bright. 😐 #bombthreat #YallQaeda


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I always forget to take names while kicking ass.


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The sign language interpreter during “Wap” 😭😭😭


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I want to like cooking but I really hate cooking so my cookbook would be "I'm Fine With Whatever" and it's just pics of toast on a paper towel.


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Come on, Kayleigh, it’s over. Show us what was in the binder.


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