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No matter how many times I check the #SendTips button, I haven’t gotten any. That must make me a Twitter expert.
I have only one message to the world. Only trust technology as far as it reaches. Some places will always be out of bounds. 🥰
So there's a great Thai restaurant in my neighborhood called Kiin. Yesterday, I searched for their website to order some takeout. Here's the Google result.
EVERY zodiac sign has its fatal flaw, EVERY single one. let’s talk about what they don’t want you to know (thread 🧵):
in honor of Presidents Day, here is the complete list of US presidents who died from waterborne diseases. 1/
i wish that all generations would treat previous generations with indulgence. humanity is deeply imperfect. our grandparents did horrible things; our grandchildren will understand that we did horrible things we don’t yet understand.
It's the same in abusive relationships. The abuser takes control of the victim's safety net, making it challenging for them to break free. They force you to depend on them. This pushes the victim to comply with the abuser's demands bc if they don't, they may not be safe
burgers with eggs and bacon are so funny like ok guess the whole farm’s here
Juan inspecting my pizza for 16 minutes it’s gonna be immaculate 🙏😍
i will be tweeting from cleveland during tonight’s game. be advised any of your “taking the browns to the super bowl” tweets are old and unoriginal and i expect better from all of you. #SewerBowl
A lady found me on facebook & told me she had old photos of my late parents. She was friends with them in the early 80s. She sent me a bunch of them this morning & with each one she sent I was crying tears of happiness and love. My heart burst and my grief cracked open again.
americans consume 12 million pizzas, 1.45 billion wings, and 325 million gallons of beer on Super Bowl sunday which i think makes us the official sponsors of the postgame. #SewerBowl
Sending you the strength of a thousand generations. May your heart be in a good place.
Because of an unfortunate typo on the invitation I will now be hosting a Superb Owl Party.
Days after crews released and burned toxic chemicals transported by a wrecked train in Ohio, residents remain concerned about the toxic substances that could be lingering in their evacuated neighborhoods. apnews.com/article/rail-a…
Chernobyl Lite: A massive death plume spanning multiple counties in Ohio is raining down hydrochloric acid onto people because a train carrying vinyl chloride was deliberately classified as non-hazardous to save Norfolk Southern money and regulatory inconveniences. 🤬
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So, anybody else wondering if white balloons are a step up or down from the golden parachutes? Just me? Ok. #BalloonShotDown
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