Hobgoblin Shopkeeper
@hobjobgoblinMarkathra | Merchant of fineries, potions, weapons, armors & miscellany. Trade accepted, coin preferred. BIGOTS FORCIBLY THROWN FROM THE SHOP!!
i want to redo the giant drawing i did of everyone in the enchanted forest. if you're interested in being in it, leave a comment, a reference of your character, and your character's height. you must be following me.
Imagine if you will a man eating cream cheese out of a bowl like it’s ice cream, but he’s allergic and his nose starts to bleed because he’s eating cream cheese that he’s allergic to, that man’s name? @felixofinch
That's really how it be
Alright, which one of you wizards turned your apprentices into a parakeet?
Me: *scrolling Twitter* Orc Husband: *wraps his arms around my waist* on Twitter again? Me (with an angry look on my face): yeah... Remember when they said you weren't real? Orc Husband: Haha! Yeah. me (through tears): when are you gonna make an acc-
me: *scrolling twitter* the general: *wraps his arms around my waist* hmph... on twitter again? me (with an angry look on my face): yeah... my oomfs all hate you... the general: i do not give a single fuck. me (through tears): y- yeah...
"how art thou holding up?" it's been too busy in my shop "surely that's a good thing!" I will bisect you the long way if you keep speaking
"how art thou holding up" dost thou wish for me to hit thee with mine lute
I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks
I've been suspected of being a doppelganger by the scryers from the bank. I'm not a doppelganger, I'm just riddled with anxiety!!!
#DnD advice: If you break a gold piece in half, you have two gold pieces. Infinite money!
with apple, because i am never without.
(what you see if you enter my shop when the closed sign is up)
we are talking about you.
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