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Hobgoblin Shopkeeper

@hobjobgoblin

Markathra | Merchant of fineries, potions, weapons, armors & miscellany. Trade accepted, coin preferred. BIGOTS FORCIBLY THROWN FROM THE SHOP!!

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Behold, my wares!

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A werewolf in wolf form is a #WEREWOLF A werewolf not in wolf form is STILL A FUCKING #WEREWOLF!!!

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we had to make room for @skelbthree

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i want to redo the giant drawing i did of everyone in the enchanted forest. if you're interested in being in it, leave a comment, a reference of your character, and your character's height. you must be following me.


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Imagine if you will a man eating cream cheese out of a bowl like it’s ice cream, but he’s allergic and his nose starts to bleed because he’s eating cream cheese that he’s allergic to, that man’s name? @felixofinch

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WHY

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That's really how it be


Alright, which one of you wizards turned your apprentices into a parakeet?


Me: *scrolling Twitter* Orc Husband: *wraps his arms around my waist* on Twitter again? Me (with an angry look on my face): yeah... Remember when they said you weren't real? Orc Husband: Haha! Yeah. me (through tears): when are you gonna make an acc-

me: *scrolling twitter* the general: *wraps his arms around my waist* hmph... on twitter again? me (with an angry look on my face): yeah... my oomfs all hate you... the general: i do not give a single fuck. me (through tears): y- yeah...



"how art thou holding up?" it's been too busy in my shop "surely that's a good thing!" I will bisect you the long way if you keep speaking

"how art thou holding up" dost thou wish for me to hit thee with mine lute



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I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks


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wicked

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I've been suspected of being a doppelganger by the scryers from the bank. I'm not a doppelganger, I'm just riddled with anxiety!!!


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#DnD advice: If you break a gold piece in half, you have two gold pieces. Infinite money!


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with apple, because i am never without.

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need to see captain hitting this pose

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(what you see if you enter my shop when the closed sign is up)

we are talking about you.

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we are talking about you.

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