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๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธDav of the Sea๐ŸŸ

@DastardlyDav

I am dav. Druid and lighthouse keeper. I comb the shore for lost and hidden things. bi or pan or something. They call me @/imdav in the wild blue yonder

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Okay, but can your Stellarโ€™s Jay do a kickflip

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feeling exposed... like i got pants'd in public

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AI is making con-artists lazy. they can't even be bother to make their own dog-homeopathy charts. sad times for the storied american tradition of hucksters, scams, and flimflam

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the lower forms are my friends ๐Ÿงก

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Thread of "lower forms" doing whimsical things ๐Ÿงต



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Soon.

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Please continue to pray for Dennis Prager. His condition has changed in a not so great direction. He has been diagnosed with pneumonia. Pray for โฆ@SuePragerโฉ and the Prager family. โฆ@prageruโฉ

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QRT if you are a spellcaster name: dav pronouns: he/him height: 1"2' sexuality: ๐Ÿ˜ˆ sign: ๐Ÿ˜ผ piercings: you with claws tattoos: fuck off cop fav color: green ๐Ÿ’š fav drink: beer ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ fav food: fish or shrimp or twinks or steak fav animal: me

QRT if you are a sigma name: sticky pronouns: he/any height: 6โ€™8โ€ sexuality: ๐Ÿ” sign: ๐Ÿ” piercings: 4 tattoos: 1 fav color: yellow fav drink: ...lemonade fav food: cheese fav animal: orange kitten



Horrifying Dicovery: ants like bourbon


I think I'll keep listening to this podcast about the mysterious deaths of russian oligarchs. to make me normaler


recently I've been taking pictures in low light without night mode and I really like the way it distorts the images. they almost look like impressionist paintings

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I haven't gone too far enough

scorpio, you have gone too far.



offering my services to those in need

Furthermore, if a comrade has chapped lips, remember you have a moral obligation to help




okay I have a chem exam tomorrow so if anyone sees me on here for the rest of today please throw rocks at me

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