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John Peasent

@DirtyPeasantMan

got dirt on me and no wife and 1 cows

What’s harder than this?



just bougbt a magic bean with all o' tha treasuryy they'd let me take #peasantinvestment


scary man

This stuff needs to stop popping up on my recommended

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saw two dogs eatin' an egg. romantic


found a snail in me shoe


i'm beginnin' to think ye were all just pretendin' to be wizards 'n such. i be a real peasant


i will understand

i be in tha archives, makin' the monks scrounge up every scripture they 'ave featurin' yooreee



i be in tha archives, makin' the monks scrounge up every scripture they 'ave featurin' yooreee


i think we be runnin' outta things to talk about

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tavern wench jobs neer me


put me hand in me trousers and sniffed it but i think me cow saw


gave a gnome me length of twine earlier this morn, thought i was doin' a good thing. just came back to see the little fecker hung himself. #gnomewelfare #gnomementalhealth


ay, what 'appened,?...., i ate two bad figs 'n then e'erythin' went black


oughh,,, plague, tell me cow i love 'er,,.. and tell benny,, tell benny..,


need me hoe cleaned 😩


fell in tha shit hole


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