Shady Merchant
@buyersbuywarePlenty of goods for sale, for those with the courage to buy | All sales are final
unfortunately for thou i've already depicted thee as the sniveling arcanist and mineself as the elegant spell caster
“imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology I’ve felt their scales
Update on the rebellion against @gregthesorcerer I’ve made my way just below his castle via a complex sewer network. Navigation of the sewers is another matter, as well as identifying why all of his sewage glows with an eerie purple light…
Callest that shite a trilobeat
To the lord or lady owner of the fair carriage drawn by a noble white steed and tethered outside mine shop, it hath been consumed by flames. I extend my gratitude for thy patronage; know that the white zone be reserved solely for the loading and unloading of goods.
Behold as the sorcerer doth stray into the thicket, doomed to roam for all eternity.
Should she not possess the heart to aid Gondor, I care not for her.
If I’d be granted one wish, it would be for a multitude of loyal followers, that I might proclaim 'mercantile' and a hundred noble souls would respond with 'true.'
Please RT fellow enchanted forest citizens, as of 11:30 Central Forest Time I am signing Executive Order 1115, due to the rapid onset of a previously unidentified plague, I am closing; All ports All marketplaces Any and all places of gathering, including but not limited to: (🧵)
Organizing a rebellion against @gregthesorcerer All of my allies thus far have melted at the base of his castle. Granted, by "allies" I mean gelatinous oozes and soul-bound imps, but any interest in the cause is welcome.
Bandits tried to raid my wagon today. I turned them into cigarettes and sold them. Stay safe out there.
i think british people just do the accent for attention
I stand by this
You really underestimate the number of crypts I’m in. You’re in her DMs? I’m in her crypt rn.
Silenced at the base of @gregthesorcerer's tower. Where shall I peddle my goods now?
Someone posted: “There is nothing the remotest bit natural about capitalism. The bees are not stockpiling honey to sell at a profit. The trees are not charging the bees to build their hive. The soil is not leasing itself to the flowers. (Cont.)
For sale this week: - fire detection ring (touch) -gnome dehydrator (rehydrator sold separately) - tome of whispers - lightly used oil lamp (just give it a rub to clean it) - mystery bucket
Results thus far are inconclusive
I’m taking my wagon to one place today- who should I give my service to?
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