That Carly Girl
@thatcarlygirlEven my hair is exhausted, and it's dead. Recent tweets: https://t.co/NA2sXZWeNy
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The best part about insomnia is over-thinking every mistake I’ve ever made... while also inventing new ones, such as tweeting about it.
I miss when people had to stay 6 feet away from me.
You know things are bad when you come back to Twitter as a coping mechanism.
Trump hasn't named a Secretary of Education yet because he can't find anyone in his inner circle who is allowed to get within 200 yards of a school
i will work neither smarter nor harder
I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing
i dont think im allowed to have an opinion on this because i dont know anything abt boxing but i hope mike tyson kills that blonde youtuber
Trump just put my dad in charge of saying I love you
If RFK bans Cinnamon Toast Crunch, I’ll make Jan 6th look like a knitting circle.
One minute you are young and cool and the next minute you know a place that has really good coleslaw.
Just found out my husband of 20 years likes soggy cereal. I don’t even know who he is anymore.
“You can’t always get what you want” —The Rolling Stones —McDonald’s McFlurry machine
Spending all day today reminding myself not to be gullible tomorrow.
*sees your work anniversary on LinkedIn* *sends my condolences*
🎶 I slapped one little Rock and my mom got scared and said “you’re moving to basic cable over a joke about jada’s hair”
Discovered that some people don’t snack between meals, and I am having a hard time processing this information.
not allowing toxic people in your personal space is top tier self care.
Funny how this app works. When I was unhappy and angry, I used Twitter to laugh and make jokes. Now that I’m happy and grateful, I use Twitter to yell at people.
Just had a call with someone on Forbes 30 under 30 list and came away really impressed. He shared with me how he made VP at a top tech company before age 30: 1. 4:30 AM wakeup 2. Cold showers 3. Gratitude journal 4. Meditate 5. Dad owns tech company
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