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Lisa Smilnak

@schmaboo

i like cereal.

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When you get to heaven you have to make an acceptance speech and if it goes over 30 seconds you're played off to hell.


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MASTERPIECE #931: Not for the lactose-intolerant. thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2013/11/master…


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Please remember, violence against Zimmerman isn't the answer. Just follow him in your car and make sure he's not doing anything suspicious.


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Tonight's Finale: Our Sun is immensely, unfathomably powerful. http://t.co/j10CCpP6ya

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RIP Simpsons' creator Matt Groening's mom. How many names do you recognize from the obituary? http://t.co/yIDUFbIgWB

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#prayforboston is the Top Trend. 24 hours ago #prayforkobe was the Top Trend. See, this is why it's hard to take you people seriously.


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Atoms are made of protons, neutrons, electrons and (for flavor) croutons.


@m_proksch EXCELLENT job on this week's @bobsburgersfox! both you and @billyeichner killed it.


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FUN FACT: Keith Urban gets into parties by telling people he's Jodie Foster.


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Tonight's Finale: The full moon rises over the only planet we have ever called home. http://t.co/JWb4cbyc

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Happy President's Day to everyone who thinks Benjamin Franklin was a president. You people are the real heroes.


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Will likely pass a million Twitter followers within an hour. I'm deeply honored to serve your collective cosmic curiosities.


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Even worse, the electric fence that keeps out the T. Rex is down.


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Fey/Poehler 2016


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Handlers should get to run their celebrity up and down the red carpet once, and then show their teeth and coat.


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I think America might just have spent all day obsessing over loss of Twinkies. This is why we're not getting a greatest generation book.


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Most people's creative juices are made from high-fructose corn syrup and preservatives.


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