Mike Drucker
@MikeDruckerEmmy-nominated writer & comedian. My book GOOD GAME; NO REMATCH is coming in 2025. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
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Twitter is fun because you get to be like, “Ducks are good” and someone in your mentions will go, “Um, I’m sorry but my brother is married to a duck scientist and this is a harmful view” and then someone else pops up going, “Your silence about horses is extremely telling”
I feel like all the people who said they supported Trump “because he’s for freedom of speech” will not say a fucking word about this
I know I’ve claimed this before, but I’m actually going to start posting mostly on other sites that aren’t owned by Wolfenstein 3D villains. If you want to find me, I’m on Threads, TikTok, and Instagram under “mikedruckerisdead” On Bluesky as mikedrucker(.)bsky(.)social
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Breaking News: The Onion, the satirical publication, said it won a bankruptcy auction to buy Infowars, a website run by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. nyti.ms/48TRlan
Absolutely shocked that the folks who call everyone a groomer are nominating a pedophile to be the attorney general.
Nothing says “good marriage” more than your wife’s office wishing you great success in future endeavors
Yes, because nothing is more efficient than a department with two equally-powerful, equally-self-centered bosses
Hey, NYC! On Thursday 12/5 I’ll be putting on my show Shit Arcade at @caveatnyc Comedians play terrible video games, make fun of them, and then we give some away to the audience! Come on out!
I wrote a dumb thing about the election. You know, the one from this week. You remember it, I’m sure. Links are terrible for this app, but here you go anyway: mikedrucker.substack.com/p/its-all-a-gi…
In the last 24 hours, layoffs at three major outlets. This is dire. I want to find a better way forward for games media.
I don’t mean this in some political sense or any actual connection to the election. This isn’t important. Stupid of me to even bring up. But can we still hang out with Tim Walz? Like can he come over and give neighborly advice & play Jet Set Radio? He has thoughts on HDMI cables
The election X factor that nobody is talking about is how deeply mentally ill, frustrated, and brain fogged we all are post covid. Of course we elected Trump. I gave a woman who cut me off in traffic a thumbs up last week and she tried to punch my windshield.
At the @LimitedRunGames event in NYC and I was asked to sign some copies of my weirdo novelization of Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties. I did my best
We had hope for a reason. All of those dads and husbands and humans fighting for you? They didn’t go away. They’re still here. We’re still here. Take care of yourself today.
Elections have consequences. The Supreme Court will be changed for a generation. I’ll never see a moderate court again in my lifetime. Alito and Thomas will step down and Trump will appoint 40 year old partisans to the bench. The damage he is about to inflict on our institutions…
this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time
This is the scary thought that a lot of people just can't consider.
Democrats were too centrist, too left, too right, too pro-Israel, too anti-Israel, too good on the economy, too bad on the economy, too nice to Trump voters, too mean to Trump voters, too ambitious, too unambitious. Maybe people just like what Trump is selling?
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