Trish Bower
@pnutbtrjeleeChef, customer experience professional, rock-star parking is one of my superpowers and these opinions are my own.
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I love that my 7 yo daughter wakes me up in the morning by telling me the date and what day of the week it is. At least someone is keeping track.
Alexa...play Lizzo - the husband “ I unplugged it.” Well shoot!
For everyone who always asked “scrapple? What is that!” And for the response from me “it’s exactly what it sounds like”. I have more information for you 🤢
Welp. There it is. The child who refuses to wake up for time on school days is awake before the sun even rises on a Saturday
I’m hungry. But, it’s 5 a.m. if I start making breakfast tacos now, the aromas are going to just wake the others.
After some prodding, I guess I’m going to try this Twitter thing again on the reg and not just for asking companies questions. So, here come the random thoughts, internet people.
Does anyone around here know if @SargentoCheese stopped making its Garlic and Herb slices?
Guess what. My kid is scared of bugs. My spouse travels all the time. I have to be the bug killer. I also have to take the trash out. This is not the way they told me it would happen. But, I wouldn't have it any other way.
We know what Trump is doing. He stokes racism. He incites violence. We shouldn’t be asking if there’s anything he can do or if he’s responsible for this when we know the answer. I stand by what I said. twitter.com/ericbradner/st…
Beto O’Rourke on his way to his car was asked if there’s anything Trump can do now to make this better. “What do you think? You know the shit he’s been saying. He’s been calling Mexican immigrants rapists and criminals. I don’t know, like, members of the press, what the fuck?”
Go to Walmart, get shot. Go to a garlic festival, get shot. Go to a concert, get shot. Go to church, get shot. Go to the movies, get shot. Go to work, get shot. Go to college, get shot. Go to high school, get shot. Go to first grade, get shot. Just what the fuck. #massshooting
President Trump's racism does not just offend our sensibilities; it fundamentally changes the character of this country. And it leads to violence.
Can we start calling them suicide shooters, like how Americans have referred to terrorists as suicide bombers for years? Seems like the same thing to me. #walmartshooting #massshooting #DomesticTerrorism
Me, watching my kid obsessively dig through the bowl of unpopped popcorn kernels: you know, every unpopped popcorn kernel you eat comes out of your butt? Child: quickly sets aside bowl
Hey @HEB my kid’s friends birthday cake. Supposed to a unicorn. Wow. What a bummer. You only turn six once. Can we fix this and delight a family of nine?
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