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y'all really be prefacing your tweets with "unpopular opinion:" and what ensues is the most normal thing i have ever read


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This means there’s a Waluigi Mangione who works in private equity


shit i need core

what are we calling this aesthetic?

orenmeetsworld's tweet image. what are we calling this aesthetic?
orenmeetsworld's tweet image. what are we calling this aesthetic?
orenmeetsworld's tweet image. what are we calling this aesthetic?


you mean... using a credit card?

Using my credit cards for everything then paying the bill at the end of the month before interest hits >>>>>



phone number combinations vary by country. in the U.S., each grouping of 3 digits in a phone number is localized and unique, like an area code. they can also be reused. at any given time, the total number of possible phone numbers is around 6 billion, so no, we won't run out.

how tf have we not ran out of phone numbers yet?



it's not giving threads vibes but i'd be lying if i said there were no millennials present

y'all the sun is shining bright on bluesky, this might be wraps on my twitter era



wow not a fan of him more but i fear i was just given a speechwriting/public speaking masterclass

Vivek Ramaswamy, 18 years old. his High School Graduation Speech of 2003.



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He did the meme.

tensor_fusion's tweet image. He did the meme.

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when children get into the "why" phase, it is the dad's duty to step in and drive the children to exhaustion with explanations deeper than they could have expected from this perspective, it's clear that mansplaining serves an obvious evolutionary function


this is djo erasure

so many musicians are good actors and every actor's band is the worst shit you've ever heard



Tim Walz said Donald Trump hasn’t been paying taxes, however according to Bloomberg, Trump did actually pay $750 in taxes in both 2016 and 2017.



love to see this from chilis

bby where else can you get a drink, bottomless chips and salsa and a big smasher burger with fries for $10.99????



why do republicans have an affinity for the worst meme formats


be consistent, not predictable


on that note the finale news shattered me a little today

scavengers reign title sequence is everything to me



scavengers reign title sequence is everything to me


i'm trying to figure out what beliefs a person must hold to hold to consider this orwellian

scavengers reign title sequence is everything to me



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Fake ass chiller I can feel your ambitious nature


do not let the means of production seize you


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