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If you believe in reincarnation, your thombstone should say "b.r.b" instead of "r.i.p."


- Please come, I miss you! - Wrong window? - Wrong window...


denial anger bargaining depression acceptance saturday sunday


Sorry for coming late, I wasn't invited


Roses are red No sence in this poem Some shirt on my bed Oranges


My city is a city of oppotunities: oppotunity to leave for example


I always record my expences: - Lunch 16.84 - Groceries 24.95 - Where the hell is 394.95


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Plan for the day: 1) Be sad


I took a cola can with your name on it, to drink it and forget about you, but drinking that i realised that I'm becoming fat as you are.


sometimes I look at #PeterGriffin and think: I gave this man the best years of my life!


Shark smell blood inn 5 miles. You just cut yourself with a razor, she called a cab already


I think a demon possessed her, and he is fat.


You are not totally useless, you are producing CO2, so the plants can live.


You need to believe that you can reach anything in this life,, if you are lucky enough


God gave you brains to think what to wear, not what to do with your life.


- Guys, this is Sigmund Freud. Sigmund, this is.. - I know who they are


It might be stupid, but I would love to live in ancient castle and be a princess. John, 23 year old carpenter.


What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, hurt them.


Yesterday, all my pounds seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay...


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