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My Darling Ernest passed away the morning of the 1st, my talented Mr Abundance, my soulmate, my world, my everything. Till we meet again my LOVE.

EZ_G's tweet image. My Darling Ernest passed away the morning of the 1st, my talented Mr Abundance, my soulmate, my world, my everything. Till we meet again my LOVE.

What’s good about rain, it doesn’t show one’s tears...


Die kleinste merkies los altyd die grootste skade...


I might be a lot of things, but I'm not a four letter word...


I love you almost as much as I can't stand you...


After tasting the best Linguini Bolognese ever ... I said to my Lady... I'll be the noodle to your mince.


All fear is flawed.


I love you, but fuck off...


I wish I would take my ring off before I hit myself... #platinumproblems


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Everything has a price, but not everything has value.


.@vestager Please stand up to corporate bullies #Bayer #Monsanto and stop this #mergerfromhell sumof.us/329539194t?rid… JUST DO IT!! Pls.


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Don't tell me what to do unless I'm naked.


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If google ever asks "Why are you asking that" I'm fucked.


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I heard olive oil was good for your skin so I covered myself in it and now I can't get out of the fucking bath.


What is the difference between cunt and cute? Don't worry, there's a 'U' in both.


You've got to change your haters into your motivators.


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"Get lippy with me, and you're gonna get it!" Me - talking to your labia


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Always wear cargo pants so when the cops arrest you and ask if you have any drugs, you can say " 8 ball, corner pocket"


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Chocolate-covered Xanax for breakfast😍


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