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E.D.D.I.E.z

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so long and thanks for all the fishy tweets


no day is complete until the spiders start screaming


this place will just become a truthsocial echo chamber


for someone who hates ass kissers i sure say kiss my ass a lot


almost thursday https://t.co/2wsni8edS7


all questions are stupid if you're snappy


around the tree and down the rabbit hole at a rate of knots


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Hang on I have to check with my social media influencer.


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I wouldn’t say that I’m tough but one time I lived next to a motorcycle gang and they moved out in the middle of the night.


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What’s the difference between the government and the mafia? The mafia has integrity.


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On the beach in the Tampa area. Not evacuating. Taking shots every time someone says hunker down and realizing that I have a really high alcohol tolerance.


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I’ll drop your straw on the ground to check your OCD reaction level.


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sex so good you forget you're on your ninth life


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You don't have to chew your own paw off to be free, you know I mean, unless you do, then by all means, have at it


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Hey people asking for donations, how about you give me a donation? I guarantee I have less money than you. Although I am rich in veggies n herbs🌿 🌿 🌿 🤣🤣🤣


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You've surely all heard of a shower chair I'm proposing the shower bed


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I host an unmatched socks orgy atop a dresser & sometimes they even link up and passionately rekindle once more with their long forgotten flame.


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'tis the time of the year where trees have an immense amount to say prior to their extended dormancy that is immensely apparent if we opt to now listen


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Special Dreaducation: All Cognizant Civilians Welcomed


if you think this shit is cheeky wait till you get to the corn


renewing my five million miles clubcard, if my commute isn’t more than four then what’s the point of even being born at all


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