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KM

@keyboard_monkey

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. https://t.co/R5aoPciI78

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If anybody sees this (and I doubt they do, which is why I'm leaving) - find me : keyboard-monkey.bsky.social


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Cry baby Elon Musk is threatening to suspend my account for posting this picture

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I think I found Deshaun Watson's burner account.

Show me where the court found him guilty. Why don't we talk about the fact that one of those accusers said she would have never went and got a lawyer if he offered her money. Or what about the accuser who told her son to not say anything when she went public after saying how nice…



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BREAKING: Resurfaced photo of Arnold Palmer with a big dick!

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Donald Trump will be mad if you retweet this video that's going viral right now following Kamala Harris's decision to go on Fox News to be interviewed by Bret Baier.


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Fixed it

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She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes In debate she’ll refute all your casual lies She can do as she pleases, she’s nobody’s fool You’ll lose the election, and then go to jail The most you can do is throw shadows at her But she’s somehow a woman to you

Trump: Kamala Harris is somehow, a woman, doing better



A vote for Stein is a vote for Trump

I'm blocking anyone who says a vote for Stein is a vote for Trump. F all the way off.



Jason Crow 1, JD Vance 0 #CouchCommando


Maybe somebody needs to tell Project 2025 to stand back and stand by.


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Absolutely not true. I really wish that people would stop using my father to support fallacy.

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Trump claims his crowds are larger than Martin Luther King Jr.’s



Little known rule: When a woman runs for president, she must pick as her running mate a white guy named Tim who is a Minnesota native or governor.


That's it...I'm defunding the place.

Trump claims his crowds are larger than Martin Luther King Jr.’s



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So, not an "illegal immigrant"?

🚨 U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers announced the largest fentanyl seizure in agency history.  A U.S. citizen was caught smuggling 4 million fentanyl pills weighing over 1,000 pounds in his pickup truck at a port of entry.



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I HAVE AGREED TO A SWIM MEET WITH KATIE LEDECKY SO LONG AS SHE WEARS A FULL SUIT OF ARMOR AND HOLDS HER BREATH THE WHOLE TIME ALSO I GET A JET SKI.


Jeebus. He answered a question about January 6 rioters by complaining that red paint from a few days ago will never come off. I can't even...#NABJFactCheck


Oh no. He aced the "person, woman, man, camera, TV" test. Sigh. #NABJFactCheck


"Because the person did a good job maybe with crime." Wowsers. How do you fact check this? #NABJFactCheck


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