I’m still awake at 1:58a ET…espresso martinis are truly the most significant inventions of our time for millennials
Matt Gaetz is gonna be the absolute man at whatever high school party he’s going to this weekend
if i was president, id also be selecting my cabinet from twitter so i get it.
one of my favorite activities is telling people to do things properly while flying/traveling - I think it’s my main purpose in life
Idgaf about tradition nobody wants to see Daniel jones vs cooper rush while they eat
BHN wanted to thank everyone that have served or who are serving right now #VeteransDay
🚨It’s looking more and more like Elon Musk will receive a top appointment to the Trump administration — setting him up to potentially receive one of the biggest personalized tax breaks in history: levernews.com/musk-could-rea…
Elon Musk "has been seen at Mar-a-Lago nearly every single day since Donald Trump won, dining with him on the patio at times" and "weighing in on staffing decisions, making clear his preference for certain roles," @kaitlancollins reports
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life
what game can I watch today to make me feel like I’m watching the Browns? Who is going to be the most incompetent looking?
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