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Any nice word can be ruined by adding the word “Law” to it


What will be the price of eggheads?

By 2034, your 9-5 job will be extinct. Everything will be so cheap you won't have to work anymore. That's Marc Andreessen's latest prediction — the billionaire investor who predicted the rise of the internet in 1993. Here's what he said next:

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There’s a desperation on X to prove the holocaust didn’t happen. Why is this a trend?

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Do YOU think M E L A N I A should be deported under T R U M P S new immigration policies? YES or NO

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Should it be illegal for elected government officials to block citizens?

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I believe I should be in the White House press pool. It’s time for real citizens to be there. Do you agree?



It’s like people never watched any movies, paid attention in school, watched the news, read a book etc.

Has anyone actually ever told us why Russia is the ‘bad guy’?



“Recess Appointment” sounds like one of Matt Gaetz’s dates with a child


Work: please disclose any outside business activity Me: I’m down $5,000 on Fanduel


How do I become a low information voter? Sounds nice


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It’s actually insane how normalized Antisemitism is right now


I swear we get blamed for everything 🤣

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If my wife started a department of efficiency for our house I’d be so fired lol


Here’s an endorsement that should make us all feel better

Been going down the @mattgaetz rabbit hole since his appointment an hour ago. This guys a badass.



Wow Sam Bankman Fried nominated for head of FTC!


I’d like to see Elon’s weekly screen time as part of this

All actions of the Department of Government Efficiency will be posted online for maximum transparency. Anytime the public thinks we are cutting something important or not cutting something wasteful, just let us know! We will also have a leaderboard for most insanely dumb…



Honest recommendation for people not happy about the election: become rich. Much easier than trying to “change our government” or whatever


Can’t be a coastal elite if everyone votes the same way as me


Everyone: “This could be our last election” Me: “do you promise?”


I just hope both candidates have fun out there


Doctor: “Im calling to tell you that you have high cholesterol” Me: “the good kind?” Doctor: “no we don’t call to tell you that”


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