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@nobsatty

public pretender

Joined July 2024

Waking up at 3 to prep a hearing for the prosecutor just to show up and ask for a continuance

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Watching my coworker head to the bathroom after I just had diarrhea there

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5 hours sober (my vape fell in the river) sorry im a bit cranky


Girl uve been doing social media full time for 10 years and get 30 likes on ur posts it’s time to get a real job


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Goyim lives matter.

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I MISS VAPING

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Lady at the coffee shop laughed at my accent so I got 2 free donuts


TSA when they found toothpaste in my bag


Me to MADD:


Me when the legislature supports my argument: judge the esteemed state legislature in all its wisdom believes this is correct Me when the legislature disagrees with my argument: judge let’s be real. The legislature is too stupid to know what is right here


Fighting my demons (implied consent)


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NETANYAHU LIED TO CONGRESS AND THEY APPLAUDED


Telling someone they got a shit case

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Whoa why is no one talking about this?

Tragic video captures the final moments of a 9/11 victim who jumped from the World Trade Center seconds before it crumbled to the ground.



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trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden? surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕


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The political system is broken. Over 60% of us now say the two-party establishment has failed us and we need a party that serves the people. I’m running for President to offer a better choice for the people. Join us! jillstein2024.com


I’m back bitches


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