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Hugh Oatcake

@hugh_oatcake

it’s me. Tweeeeed.

Joined November 2010

26KPosts 1KFollowers 163Following

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Hugh Oatcake

27 Oct

For old Twitter: Teenage Grandad RIP

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13 Sep

This deserves a special Grammy

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13 Sep

The Kiffness x Donald Trump - Eating the Cats 😿🐶 Stream / Buy: onerpm.link/EatingTheCats

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If Snoop doesn’t come in on a dressage horse I’m boycotting the LA games #ClosingCeremony

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11 Aug

Tom Cruise minus facial features #ClosingCeremony

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23 Jun

Hungary’s no 9 is bound to score a try in extra time. #SCOHUN

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7 Jun

10 years ago @pennymordauntshair would have had 20,000 followers by now. #BBCDebate

Hugh Oatcake

7 Jun

I can’t see any link between these two.

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"What's immigration got to do with Nato?" "We can't control our borders." "Your party doesn't refer to illegal migration anywhere in its ten-point plan." @StigAbell challenges Monty Panesar on 'withdrawing from Nato' as the top priority for George Galloway's party's manifesto.

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Snooker. Lovely snooker.

Hugh Oatcake

14 Apr

Just watched #BacktoBlack. Get over the fact the real Amy Winehouse isn’t in it, and just enjoy Marisa Abela’s remarkable performance.

Hugh Oatcake

12 Apr

The Tories are going to go down spitting, biting, pulling hair and giving Chinese burns. It’s going to be an awful election year.

Hugh Oatcake

11 Apr

Comedy perspective

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1 Mar

Just call an election, Richie

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16 Jan

Lee Anderson has resigned to work out how to explain his Thai bride to his racist mates.

Hugh Oatcake

21 Dec

I once thought that my two daughters would kill me under an endless supply of hair bobbles, but I now suspect it will be a million grubby white trainer socks. They are fucking everywhere.

Hugh Oatcake

8 Dec

QT with the oldest photo of you on your phone.

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Hugh Oatcake

3 Dec

Getting your prolapsed arse back in.

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2 Dec

what do you think is harder than this?

Hugh Oatcake

2 Dec

Blimey, this is a funny 30 minutes.

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