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youtu.be/MXWl1Y4brx0?si… A long lost friend’s son. This is unreal!!!!
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Probably the best band in the world right now. New single. Think they’ve already won. open.spotify.com/album/4gdlAYu8…
Artwork of Neil Hannon of the @divinecomedyhq completed today by my good friend and amazing artist @JCautomatic which he has generously gifted to my wife and me as we and he are big fans of his genius music and songwriting. #Divalady #NorthEastEngland #artwork #NationalExpress
A man with a Henry hoover sucking on his willy but the Haney has a sad face. As suggested by @JCautomatic, who definitely bears watching.
Once again, these so called boffins are telling us that red wine is good for your “gut health” What a load of codswallop, I drank two and a half bottles of the stuff the other night and promptly shat myself. I will be sticking to white wine in the future. @vizcomic
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