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aka H. regalis

@hesperornis

cosmic entrepreneur / evolutionary dead end. ✨ Methodology freak. Venture Capital. Rooting for democracy in the U.S.

Joined July 2009
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My twitter following is growing virally, where the virus is contemporary small pox locked down in a little vile somewhere in a CDC vault.


I’m a fellow VC, and it is my personal nightmare to sit in warm water with this group of confidently underinformed and myopically self-interested VC bros.

List of people in tech who actually took a risk to end wokeness through a historic and decisive election. (Writing mealymouthed essays doesn’t count.)



Briefly lost my mind at 1am and made a video. But ladies, we’ve got this. #ElectionDay #vote #WomenVote


Women, please vote! Men, it’s optional for you.


I don’t know who else needs to hear this: your Emperor has no clothes.


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When they talk about carrying yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man, they may specifically mean RFK Jr.

lol delusional



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When people with whom I share certain moral, ethical, and/or ideological leanings rest their hot takes on bad info, I feel diarrhea-ish. Like watching your own defense attorney mishandle exculpatory evidence cuz they were too excited to show it to the judge. 🎩 #relatable


Two truths and a lie seems like an optimistic ratio.


The song “Your love is better than ice cream …” but replace ‘love’ with ‘A good night’s sleep’ 🎶 @SarahMcLachlan #lovesongforthemiddleaged


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"Hey, if Manny says 'Wow,' Yes, it's wow-worthy. There's the bubble, there's the flash look." "And the Dodgers, you just got Machado'd." Mark Grant breaks down an impressive grab by Manny Machado.


I’m all in for these Padres trades. A golden bullpen is just what we needed. Carpe diem, friar faithful!!! Welcome Jason Adam and Tanner Scott! #SanDiegoPadres


I’m not a monk, I just live in a monastery.


In US culture, this translates to an obnoxious couple is having twins. #OpeningCeremony

hesperornis's tweet image. In  US culture, this translates to an obnoxious couple is having twins. #OpeningCeremony

It’s the tail that wagged the DOGE.

Part 1 Here is a contrary opinion on the emergence of Silicon Valley support for former President Trump. Which like all my opinions on here, probably won’t be popular. It’s a bitcoin play. Not because the former President is a far stronger proponent of crypto. That’s nice.…



If only we hadn’t refused to elect a woman in 2016.


Unpopular opinion: The destruction of Twitter was a net benifit for society. Can he buy more social medias? ✌️


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