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Fatwans

@fatwans

I am a small black and white cat named Fatwans. I am prettier, cleverer, and nearer in line to the throne than you. Don't be depressed: just accept it, dear.

Joined June 2010
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[in Cat Heaven] I can hear the fireworks from here, dears. *sends rain*


*in heaven* I am -still- surrounded by idiots, dears.


Missing Fatwans on my birthday. She would have reluctantly joined the celebrations. ^Toby

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I don’t want @fatwans’s Twitter account to go dormant, so I thought from time to time I’d post some of my favourite pictures and memories. Probably got about 100 years’ worth. ♥️ ^Toby

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My registrations appear to be surging dears. Or it might be that suspect roadkill I nibbled earlier. *drinks water*

It’s the last day you can register to vote. For me, dears. gov.uk/register-to-vo…



It’s the last day you can register to vote. For me, dears. gov.uk/register-to-vo…


Vote for a candidate that cares about green issues; our climate, plants, and wildlife, dears. *spits out feather* #VoteFatwams

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Major Tom

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Thinking about having another baby dears. But perhaps I should leave room for pudding? *burps*


Friend of yours @dignut ? *stares*

At Uni, I got apocalyptically drunk and the bouncer wouldn't let me in. He knew I was studying Engineering so I said if I could recite Pi to 20 decimal places would he let me in and he agreed. Mates and him were really impressed when I did, truth is I made it up past 3.14



Your destiny awaits dears. *flicks tail*

Are you sure? She’s on ours.

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You missed the bit where you tell them which gorgeous cat to vote for. *stares*

Just two days left to register to vote! Everything you need to know is here: theguardian.com/politics/artic…



*stares*

A Cheetah and her Cheetos

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Fatwans Reposted

I hear the press have got hold of some pictures and so I have been forced to make this statement. Needless to say, I apologise. shorturl.at/nENOY


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