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Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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A Sweary Melancholic Misanthrope. "There are many here among us Who feel that life is but a joke”

Joined January 2007
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mastodon.online/@cha0tic will take you straight there Cha0tic13 on Threads and therefore Instagram. I don’t know how either of them work.


As far north as we’re going today. Sorted for all my Jute, Jam & Journalism needs.

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I have taken the dog out for his evening walk. In the snow. Therefore please remember what Mr Zappa cautioned against: “Don’t eat the yellow snow.”


I really hope there’s a water slide inside the dragon.

Not ordinary buildings - A Thread 🧵 1. Wat Samphran in Thailand

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I am in bed and have a hot water bottle in the small of my back. By a small fraction my life is better than yours.


Replaced a catch. We’ll get a few more years service out that amp rack.

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I’ve walked friend’s old dog & new dog past this many times. On a whim today. I decided to try it. It still works. The irony is. I had to look at my mobile phone contacts list to dial her number from it.

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My watch battery died last week. In 2 or 3 years time can someone remind me I put the receipt & card for the Lifetime Watch battery replacement that Timpson’s offer in with my passport. TIA /cc @JamesTCobbler


Talking with friend about propagating house plants and what needs potting up. “I got some nice Ricotta plant pots to put them in… Not Ricotta… I mean… er…” “You got cheese plant pots?” “You know… *Terracotta*!”🤣


Sunset from work today. I have fiddled with the picture to make it look more how I actually saw it rather than how the camera captured it.

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With all this Melon Husk, Turmp shit. I feel I should go back and read Heinlein again. #SciFi It seems familiar. Same with the Tories.


I know fireworks can be a problem for pets. 1st picture shows my bosses dog Betty hiding under his bed on bonfire night. The 2nd shows my friend’s dog Paddy un-phased by the massive display across the valley at the theme park. He was more interested at finding the local cats.

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I suppose you *could* look at the thread this comes from. But this reply doesn’t really need any more context. It just makes sense. I would suggest never carrying a picture of your partner or kids in your wallet. Most of the films I’ve watched it means you’re going to die soon.

This is like people who put a photo of their spouse and kids on their desk at work. Why? You know what they look like; we don't care what they look like; and you have to put up with seeing them all the rest of the time anyway.



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