evitamoon
@ellamedgemarketing for economic development. girls who code & girls on the run enthusiast. atl track club member. door holder at passion city church.
remember that one time shark week promised a race between a shark and micheal phelps but it was a fake shark and everyone was mad?
just watched #pokemondetective so i’m glad to see my awful decision making carried into 2020.
the best ideas come only after you have already sent the pitch email.
PLEASE tell me there is enough time before #SiliconValley airs for a scene where dinesh invites a girl over for dinner, orders a #hellofresh meal, & then she asks “what’s for dinner” he picks up the plate of carnita tacos and says “hello, fresh, hello dinesh!” kthanksbye.
life update: i’ve watched #theoffice so many times that i hate jim. like he’s super mean. also, scott’s tots is the most painful episode of all.
the scene of #greatbritishbakeoff when kim-joy cries and paul hollywood stares at her is all the proof i need to confirm that he is actually a dementor. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
my wedding will actually just be a showing of princess diaries 1&2. k bye.
true life: writing workshops will always hurt my feelings.
life update: just recorded an entire minute of my cat snoring. this is fine.
it took 26 years, but i finally got a professor who not only knows how to work the projector but also created a GOOGLE DRIVE for all of the assignments and readings. i'm shook.
the lengths i have gone in order to procrastinate writing this capstone: learned cross stitching, planted venus fly traps, launched a website, hiked a portion of the appalachian trail, and trained for a half marathon. this is fine.
binging #GilmoreGirls again and just realizing how much i low key expected tristan and rory to end up together.
life update: just fed my new venus fly trap for the first time and now i’m questioning the circle of life.
true life: crying into my popcorn because #AmericanAnimals is the saddest movie i have ever seen.
met a guy from amsterdam today at a work event, 12 hours later and i realized the only questions i asked were if he had read harry potter and if they know jimmy fallon in the netherlands. this is fine.
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