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Kylo Ren and Stimpy

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Former journalist raised by a nudist. Seen on Netflix. "Without music, life would be a mistake." – Friedrich Muthafucking Nietzsche

Joined October 2008
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"I was initially cast to play Sam Malone on Cheers. Ted Danson was my stand-in. The night before the pilot, my grandmother dropped a pot of homemade matzoh ball soup on my cat. I had to call in sick." -George Santos


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I don’t normally post whole pages of my book, but ever since @POTUS was seen with Khalidi’s “Hundred Years’ War on Palestine,” I’ve been inundated by readers telling me that Biden should read my book, which could have been called The Hundred Years War on Jews in Palestine. 🧵


Can we call him KaVontae Turnspin from now on?

I remember the post-Dwayne Harris days. Bring this man his money.



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Only a psychopath can be this calm and do this…

Turpin time.



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@Chabad = some of the most selfless, purest, peaceful, open, accepting and truly beautiful souls I’ve ever encountered. Trying to spread light in this dark world of ours. May Ziv Kogan’s memory be a blessing to his family always, and may his blood be avenged. Am Yisrael Chai


Love it, but most importantly, “Sounds From The Sideline” is back!

well, this is awkward.



Look! The new trailer for the Trump Presidency just dropped!

Just today: Hegseth police report released RFK apologies for past comments praising calling Trump supporters Nazis Gaetz withdraws from consideration for AG



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While the ICC is busy criminalizing Israel, UNRWA is busy teaching Palestinian children that murdering Jews is not just the only solution, but a very good thing. It’s like two pieces of the same puzzle. Video credit: UN Watch


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It’s day 406 and 101 of our brothers and sisters are still being held hostage. It’s difficult every week to say Shabbat shalom knowing this. Feeling this. Living this. But we must continue to amplify our voice for each and every hostage and we must also continue to be who we…


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Francisco Lindor won the National League Silver Slugger for shortstops. It's his second consecutive win and the fourth of his career.


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The rise of politicians like Lurie, the reelection of politicians like @RepRitchie, the rejection of politicians like @JamaalBowmanNY and @CoriBush, and the return of Trump should send a clear message to Democrats: voters do not like seeing people marching through American cities…

Daniel Lurie, Jewish political neophyte and heir to Levi Strauss fortune, wins San Francisco mayoral race bit.ly/4hyOSGt



In the end, Trump got Jack off.


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Rampell: I think the very best thing Trump could do is nothing at all. Go play golf and take credit for the economic trends that we already have. Just take credit for the economy he inherited and do nothing else and that is the best possible outcome we could hope for.


Susan Wiles is Pat Summerall's daughter. Cool! That won't be comforting to any of the families that lose people because they couldn't afford healthcare or didn't have access to life-saving care, but it's still a fun fact.


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Thank you @jonstewart

Jon Stewart on election night: "We're all going to have to wake up tomorrow morning and work like hell to move the world to the place that we prefer it to be." #DailyShow



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Russia is purposefully targeting Black voters with bomb threats to help Donald Trump. That's all anybody should need to know.

Source in Georgia says yet more bomb threats coming into heavily black polling stations there.



Exit polls don't mean anything right now.

Early exit polls I’d say are favoring Harris, but it’s early so don’t get too excited yet. Stay in line!



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There is absolutely no truth to this allegation. It is yet another example of disinformation. Voting in Philadelphia has been safe and secure.

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From colleague @holmeslybrand: The Philadelphia Police Department told CNN they were not aware what Trump was referring to and did not know of any issues with voting that required a law enforcement response.

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How does an adult man with a podcast not understand how a smartphone works? Children know you can use the photo app while on a call. This is next-level pathetic.

Hahaha HOLY SHIT Kamala FAKED a phone call with a supporter You can clearly see the CAMERA APP



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Shares in Trump's social media company have been halted amid a sudden and steep selloff

$DJT shares just plunged

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