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My garden shovel technique is wristy, in the old-fashioned style.
In the late 80s, you could just decide to start wearing a beret and no one would say anything.
A lot of you need to hear this, YES, we can definitely see that you're overlining your lips.
holding on to you like you’re the last days of summer
I don’t want to be excited for the future, I want to be excited for what is happening right now.
At this point a visionary is anyone who can see beyond the tip of their own nose.
Sorry I'm late...I was deleting screenshots of my home screen.
i just had to increase the font size on my laptop…it’s all downhill from here
Cashier: That will be $82.07. Me: I'd like to use my 8 trillion rewards points towards this. Cashier: That will be $82.03.
I don't like the person I become when I can hear you chewing
I feel underqualified to be the only one preventing forrest fires
Whenever I hear someone say “bear in mind” I just imagine a bear. Am I doing it right?
Was waiting for the right time until I realized it doesn’t exist, not really.
Someday “Lithuanian death metal” or “nosebleeds while getting your dick sucked” will be trending on Twitter and it’ll finally be my time to shine
I’m going to save a lot of time and assume everyone hates me.
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@SentientSadist -
Momma G
@TheOnlyMommaG -
You’re the worst
@OMGSoOverIt -
Social Outcast
@SocialOutcast82 -
Matty
@bestestname -
Felicia
@LostFelicia -
L(assitude)
@lmwortho -
fightgeek
@fightgeek -
LaLaLyds
@LaLa_Lyds -
Jules
@julesbrazz -
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@LeeCram -
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@geist_x_ -
boo-boo-ɾɑҍҍíԵ
@StrangerTings5 -
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@kcobra11
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