Mr. fifty Billion
@_MrShowbizThe Million Dollar Virgin. Unlocking the secrets of “true profit”. Proud recipient of 2018’s annual “Mr. Pussy” award
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The only thing I respect in this world is a bloke who knows what constitutes good scran and how to go about serving it up
Mfs will literally open with The Fool’s Mistake and then sit back like this
Start playing all the Flintstones / Scooby Doo sound effects to a room full of boomers and you’ll get the same reaction
Kid’s reaction to the Coco melon sound track. So so sweet to see how excited they all got.
Opened a chess game with The Fool’s Mistake. Huge blunder
Storms are not meteorological phenomena, they are bad omens and harbingers of doom
Come to Birds'N'Such in next 40 mins if u want an ass kicking http://t.co/92orix8Iqz
Pullin up to tha club in tha foreign (an Iranian-produced intercontinental ballistic missile)
At work hitting the toilet break Triple Crown (shit, piss, and a wank)
“marine, what is that button on your armor?” “a nofap button sir” “and what is that youve got written on your helmet?” "’born to goon’, sir.” “‘born to goon’ and nofap? is that some kind of sick joke?” “i think i was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir”
Yes, my pager is blowing up. But not because I am a Hezbollah member. The reason? Business opportunities.
albert einstein driving 99mph coming up with the idea of jacking off to fully clothed girls media tabs saying "Eureka!" and crashing ihs car
( counting a stack of thirty six dollars in ones & fives over and over again) Damn. I could get use to this .
You can’t sell a pile of shit for even $1. That’s how useless that crap is.
You know the identity crisis is hitting critical levels when the homie’s perusing forest ranger positions
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