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When I die bury me in my sock drawer

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Because imagine “Hurricane Billquarrious”

is there a reason why every hurricane is named after a white person ?



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My counselor has one more chance before I shit on her desk


You ever take a shit so intense that you take your clothes off half way through it??


I hate when after I eat I get all gurgly in the bottom of my abdomen and my ass


I haven’t fed my nintendogs since 2008


I wonder who would win in a fight, a full grown gorilla or a person with Down syndrome over the age of 20


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10-12 semanas, pisotealo si tienes cojones.

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A chicken coop, otherwise known as natures whorehouse


I have to ride the short bus to get to the shorter bus


Were slutty cave women called neanderthots?


Did you guys know that babies who came out feet first temporarily wore their mom as a hat


For this sandwich, one Jizz of Mayonnaise is required


I wonder if the Statue of Liberty has a pussy


I’m going to simultaneously put a frog on a leash, sling it around in public and let it piss on everyone while calling myself The Wart Wizard


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