Twitchy Sha-Sha
@TwitchyCornerCrazy, beautiful world; don't know whether to hug or slap humanity. Darwin where are you?
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I accept your nomination to be the President of the United States of America.
Just blocked the thickest person on Twitter. After I politely answered his question about why you’d need LGBTQI data in the census, he came back with a rude version of ‘just how many people are we talking about anyway?’ Guess why we don’t know, mate? Go on, guess!
There is no turtle emoji- not a single turtle emoji here. It's a bit sad no one seems to know the difference between land legs and water flippers. #tortoise not #turtle. emojipedia.org/turtle
How many more of my providers are going to keep getting hacked? This is not good enough, Australia! #CyberSecurity
'Death Squad Ruling': Rachel Maddow Reveals Biggest Fear After Trump Decision huffpost.com/entry/rachel-m…
We all thought America was a democracy that lived by its Constitution. Saddest of all: a Supreme Court judge should be an unbiased expert in law and ethics, who protects and serves the ENTIRE country. Couldn't be further from the truth. Hello Dictatorship. #45immunity #USA
Why does #Microsoft's push to "#NewOutlook" (aka "NO"; aka plain old MS webmail watered down & revamped for the SM kids) remind me so much of the weavers' plan in #theEmperorsNewClothes?
Image from a horror movie? Nope. That’s the very real close-up photo of an ant. An ant.
The judgemental Green Vine Snake
Oh my dog, #ms365 is so horribly dinky. Looks like a millennial influencer cut loose on a cornerstone professional tool for social media funzies. The "for you" feed AT WORK actually makes want to barf & I can't even disable it. 😮💨🤮
When you blow your dog a kiss and he watches it float by.. 🥹
My Twitter friend Camille's story. This is how Centrelink treats people who are literally dying, who TELL C'link they are dying. On to JobSeeker they go. Them's the rules. It should not require special intervention from the CEO to give a dying person an income. But it does.
What the flock does this mean? After 14 years on this thing, what move did I play to unlock this "be seen again now" level? #notTwitter
This week, I got my "14 years" on #Twitter notification, followed by this. If I'm *not* a human, that's a pretty dedicated, rusty old bot! Also explains limited visibility and lack of responses on this once great platform 🫥
Why was traffic so noticeably light in #Melbourne today? Travel to/from work was 2/3 usual time and zero buffoons
This week, mid SE burbs of #Melbourne: 1: After yr 1 #renting, & a list of very real rectifications ignored until recently, agent advises landlord wants to raise rent $80pw. Not month; WEEK. 🤬 2: Today, 2x $700-800 3br's visited were almost unliveable, if complete. Disgusting.
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