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For @guardian I wrote about Sleep No More—which is ending in May—and the decade of "immersive experiences" it spawned, a plague it seems we cannot escape theguardian.com/stage/2024/apr…


Fight Club but for blowing up the Chewy dot com headquarters


“Intellectual hedonism” vs “responsible hedonism”

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You can run an OnlyFans on Instagram w zero issues but mention Gore Vidal and suddenly you’re “encouraging sexual activities”

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Incredibly obvious indicators Trump would win in a landslide:

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Elon will make the govt more efficient just like he did w Twitter. Lots of Laurens w email jobs will be out of work and you'll have tons of Indian crypto bots repeating your exact words to you


Creating a new bureaucracy to tackle bureaucracy... dare I say it Kafkaesque? (I've never read Kafka )

Donald Trump announces that Elon Musk will lead the Department of Government Efficiency alongside Vivek Ramaswamy.

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Should I get a ps5 slim or a ps5 pro ? I kinda want the disc drive in order to preserve history but Im also erotically charged by the idea of raw graphic processing units


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Downloaded the Reddit app

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DRY YOUR EYES THERE’S A NEW VIP 💋 - What’s next for E**a? - Usha era incoming - Who did Miranda Lambert vote for - Capital One HYSA’s - The Martha Stewart doc patreon.com/posts/11558573…

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Reminder that it’s okay to cry. It’s okay not to respond to that email. It’s okay not to tell your sexual partners you tested positive for chlamydia. It’s okay to masturbate at your desk in full view of your coworkers. It’s okay to dismantle your neighbor’s Ring camera


This steak (bison?) is so overcooked. Probably like that at Tim Walz’s house too

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Hope is back in America. These two men will single-handedly save western civilization and that starts with a strong United States of America. I am here and at your service and forever indebted to your sacrifice for this country. Let’s Make America Great Again!

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Me voting for Jill Stein

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I’m still at the Javitz center


Sephora absolutely mobbed today. Femininity poised for a dramatic bull run


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“Swang”?

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I live in Philadelphia btw

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They say you can have two at once, but never all three

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My platform for mayor of NYC - subway is free - double the number of movie theaters - half the number of Uber drivers - not picking up your dog’s shit is an automatic night in jail


I need Kamala to win bc I can’t take another 4 years of liberal histrionics and bad art


My uber driver was listening to Club Shay Shay w Kamala and I was like bro she’s so fake lmao . He said the Latino jokes last night were funny then goes “back in the day jokes went hard. we don’t like being patronized.” He’s Colombian and his whole family is voting Trump


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