Stacey Eastoe
@StaceyEastoeFailed country singer, aspiring comedian. Fortunately, I'm incredibly talented at drawing stick figure animals.
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Oh shit. Just remembered I haven't fed my tamagotchi since 1996. Hope he's okay.
Did a quiz today that said I'm an over achiever. My biggest day to day achievement is making i don't end up in a Final Destination scene. I don't think I'm raising the bar that high?
I want a redo of school where they teach you how to do taxes, not get salmonella from chicken, and have answers for how not to ruin yourself after 35 because you 'slept wrong'.
Does anyone else say 'you're welcome' when the self checkout thanks you for shopping at Coles?
I don’t believe that an artist should have to choose between success and integrity. It’s completely possible to have neither.
I’ve never owned a calendar. I just look at the use by dates of things in my fridge and then work out today’s date based on how they taste.
Thinking of starting a greeting card business. But with real messages. Like, 'Happy Birthday. Your present is coming. I'm poor and just suck'. And then a glitter bomb falls out.
I’m just a woman eating a salad asking it to erase 10 years of poor diet and lack of exercise.
If yoga is 90% sitting on a mat swearing at YouTube then I think just nailed my first video.
This has good advice on what to do in an earthquake and if there after aftershocks. Stay safe Victoria ❤ emergency.vic.gov.au/respond/#!/war…
Are the submarines going to be where we live then the world ends? I'm so confused. #Scottythefukwit
In Melbourne single people will be idenfied by anyone who now knows it's perfectly normal to hold and carry on a conversation with one's self.
I’m going to write a set of children’s stories updated for modern morality, they’ll be called like The Bear Who Didn’t Give a Shit
What's that thing, when life gives you lemons... Because I feel like rubbing them in my eyes and screaming isn't it.
me: fine i’ll just rewatch— hbo max: oh my god you’re exhausting
oh yeah that shit is [spends 10 minutes looking for the fire emoji]
so a pun, a play on words & a priest walk into a bar no joke. -an accountant
I find old cables in my house that I know I should throw out but then I'm like 'nah I better keep that just incase someone comes round with a nokia n95 and needs to connect it to a fax machine'.
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