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Sean Woodland

@sean_woodland

Take your medicine. Host of @MadDogsP0DCAST

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Sean Woodland

19 Nov 2021

I reckon no one has ever said, 'Hello stranger,' to an actual stranger.

Sean Woodland

16 Nov

This Jake Paul should've worn brown trunks. He's proper shitting himself. #PaulTyson

Sean Woodland

16 Nov

Well done Netflix. I feel like I'm watching Frozen. #PaulTyson

Sean Woodland

17 Oct

If you thought the dress-ups on Wacky Wednesday were bad, how about the dress-ups on Sad Saturday.

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Sean Woodland

17 Oct

If GWS players have been fined for playing dress-ups, so to should the Swans for dressing up as footballers on grand final day?

Sean Woodland

29 Sep

Daughter just knocked back a slushy. Refused to get out of the car because she was wearing a Swans jumper. #AFLGF

Sean Woodland

28 Sep

Garry Rohan would've got more kicks than Heeney today. #aflgf

Sean Woodland

28 Sep

Swans get Greg Norman in for a pep talk before the game? #aflgf

Sean Woodland

8 Jul 2023

Is that one of those jizz lights the cops use? #NRLSouthsBulldogs

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Sean Woodland

6 Jul 2023

Pickett stole that goal. Came naturally to him. #afltigersswans

Sean Woodland

1 Jul 2023

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Sean Woodland

17 Jun 2023

The Arts in Australia. Magnificent. #thearts #coldchisel killtwobirds

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Sean Woodland

11 Jun 2023

Marlion Pickett arrested for burgling an 'I' and putting it in the name 'Marlon'.

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Luke heggie

11 Jun 2023

RIP Ted Kaczynski. Gone too soon. I read your manifesto, making the news of your passing all the more devastating. No one has ever kept more coppers employed. So sad. Sydney comedy store June 16 and 23 are filling up! Get in. lukeheggie.com

Sean Woodland

7 Jun 2023

Greg Norman may not have been able to win The Masters, but he'd sure win the Hare test for psychopathy.

Sean Woodland

2 Jun 2023

Go see him.

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Sean Woodland

18 May 2023

Now Alastair Clarkson. Pedestals are only ever any good for falling off.

Sean Woodland

11 May 2023

Teach you about the possessive 'your' and the contraction of 'you are', on leg day.

Josef Rakich

6 May 2023

Your 10 years old and we just stole your lunch money. What you gunna do?

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Sean Woodland

9 May 2023

Your last warning, or chance. This Friday night, Sydney. Get among the remaining tickets in bio.

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Sean Woodland

25 Apr 2023

When the desire to be on the 'right' side obscures the appreciation of irony.

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25 Apr 2023

This is so fucking tragic 😭😂

Sean Woodland

17 Apr 2023

How smart are your kids? Sydney Comedy Festival show May 12. Link in bio.

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