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Sometimes you tweet at your congressman and forget your name is a Miley Cyrus reference :/
twitter is undeniably getting worse every day and yet whenever someone announces they’re leaving i simply see that they are not a true sicko. staying is like being in the string quartet on the titanic but for some reason we’re playing hoobastank.
My 3 week old now fits in 3 mos onesies because she’s so long. This is her father’s fault.
Women who hate their dogs post partum is so interesting to me because I am frequently whispering to mine “you’re my favorite baby”. Gives me snuggles and kisses. Doesn’t cry. Easy poop clean up. Gets me out of the house for a walk. I cling to him for the last shreds of sanity.
It’s week 1 of the transition and already Trump has assembled a team that is itching for war with Iran, Russia, China and Mexico. Congrats to all the idiots and grifters who deluded themselves and their followers into thinking this person is anti-war.
My mother in law hates Juno’s name so much and it cracks me upppp hehehehe
What kind of SICKO schedules a newborn Dr appt for 8:30 am. I’m going to tape my eyelids open
I love that the Ohtani gambling storyline has infiltrated the Real Housewives of Orange County.
I got 8 hours of sweet sweet sleep last night. I feel like I could fly or run a marathon.
Well I cannot bear to listen to my normal news and politics pods while walking today so give me your most engrossing podcast recs.
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