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Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

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Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

11 Nov

Oh just me with my fingers down my throat up to my fucking elbow trying to jump start a vom and not even getting a solid gag.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

11 Nov

WTF. Anyone ever had an everything all at once situation? I am hot and cold, hungry but also ready to throw up, tired but wired and I am so overwhelmed I am trying to figure out how to climb out of my meat suit and just run away.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

11 Nov

Hey, thanks brain for waking me up at 3 am to tell me that it was time to have a raging migraine. Good times. There goes my perfect attendance. Derpie der.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

11 Nov

Once again, the ladder and I are not friends.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

11 Nov

I say, considering the state of things to come including the fact that some ppl are suddenly going to have to be "adults" with their own insurance that YES, we absolutely should lower the drinking age. Trying to find an affordable health care plan should come with a shot of rum.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

11 Nov

Hell's fucking bells, I could have SWAM to Ireland and had this "pub style steak and ale pie" already. WTF. Me, starving and having no concept of time nor distance.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

10 Nov

For the love of dog kicsi... not only do I keep SMACKING her in the kisser with the broom bc she won't go away now she is waiting for me to mop a section of floor so she can tromp all up and through that wet area with the most gleeful look on her slapdaffy fucking face.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

10 Nov

Our PE teacher wants our class and 1 other to evaluate his student teachers and oooh boy do I have shit to say about the 3 boys. But also I have to throw some kudos to the girl who not only engaged with Wild Child, she came BACK after an attempted mauling with positive energy.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

10 Nov

Shocked as a freak fucking jello for the first time that I am still here after calling Pile Shittymouse a pussy motherfucker. I thought they wubbed him so so much.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

10 Nov

Proving that I live in a cartoon: upon hearing the opening strains of the William Tell Overture, Kicsi startled out of a snoring snooze to run outside and bark at the rain.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

10 Nov

Frankly this is why our 1 little girl gets to go goose in our class bc we are pretty sure that she is the dirty secret of the almost perfect, far too beautiful family so in our room? You be your loud, easily excited, laugh til you drool goofy goose self and we will CELEBRATE you.

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9 Nov

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

10 Nov

Nope, not me telling the super sweet teen boy down to the Subway to "flip that shit one more time, you were soooo close" (He failed on the second attempt too but the way he cackled made my whole damn day)

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

10 Nov

Meanwhile Gidget would like a drum set.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

10 Nov

Oh oops. The Twerp is currently rewriting her xmas list to me because 1. she just casually misspelled several words and 2. Middle Child says NO to the ridiculous water bottle she insists she absolutely MUST have.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

10 Nov

Principal gave me a pair of cute shoes and then excitedly tells me she has more she might bring in for me and oh my dog, that woman is going to try to give me lady shoes isn't she?

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

10 Nov

I don't even care what anyone thinks about the dress I just bought for 1.97 at the dollar store. YEP, THE DOLLAR STORE. Look, I am not paying real money for stuff to get drooled and boogered up while also trying not to be mauled so there.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

9 Nov

Current state: contemplating tackling the next mofo that sneezes once and then resumes life like a human being.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

9 Nov

Nothing is more amusing than the fact that I can make nearly any trick shot if it involves wadded paper towel and a small trash can. Thinking of upping my game by trying to make shots with my feet

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

9 Nov

Pile Shittenmouse saying "don't they know we have guns" Bitch, it's all you have. You KNOW he's tried to fuck a gun but his needle wang keeps slipping out of the barrel. Fuck sake.

Wrath Rarely Skips Like a Dipshit

@Amiewriter

9 Nov

Some guy swore at the woman at the corner gas station and she said "what a day" and I said "someone tried to bite me 3 times yesterday" and she honestly did not know how to react so we stood there until we both broke out in hysterical laughter.