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Seeing exactly zero reason to keep paying for @hulu with the upcoming price increase. I hardly watch it as is…and they want me to pay $26.99 per month for the 3-4 shows per year that I actually do watch!?! #FuckYouHulu
#EnglishTeacherFX is great so far. They take the woke agenda down a notch w/ comedy, and show you can be conservative w/o being an a-hole. @mrseanpatton steals the show, as the right-of-center “Coach”. A smart show, that seems like just what America needs to find center again.
Sometimes you feel like you have to poop…but a piss and a fart will do the trick. #LifeHack
The @GOP died when it nominated @realDonaldTrump…and @TheDemocrats will prove dead when they re-nominate @JoeBiden again. If we don’t have anyone better than a 82yo lifelong middling politician, or a 79yo lifelong conman/reality TV “star”…#DemocracyIsDead. @joekennedy help us!
The best kept secret in comedy…if you’re a bad comedy fan! @bigjayoakerson is a crowd work master! And the most Jewish Nazi to ever live! Make sure you say the name of the special when you tweet about how much you hate it! #DogBelly
I’ve watched every comedy special you can find on all major outlets…and @Jokoy’s new @netflix special #LiveFromTheLAForum made my top 5 list. It might even be #1 after I go back and process it more. Thought provoking and hilarious start to finish. #DylanSucksGhostDicks
Hey look…something else that won’t ever matter, because @FoxNews won’t mention it, and conservatrumps ignore and excuse anything that isn’t packed with confirmation bias about how “daddy did good”. apple.news/A-RB3Iy0RTRSJ7…
So “Justice” Alito is arguing, that the constitution doesn’t say “abortion”, so it doesn’t protect your right to have one. Funny how he ignores that same “logic” when applied to say..assault rifles. Only thing you’re guaranteed is the right to own a musket by his interpretation.
Really @Netflix? You went w/ the ol’ “Oh no, you caught me w/ a comical amount of cocaine on my face”, in the new season of #Ozark? Has NOBODY on this show EVER done drugs? Because nobody does drugs like that! So wasteful, and ineffective! Completely missed the nostril!👃#ozarkS4
“The nutmeg is what sets it off for sure” -My 95yo Grandma
We are neurons, and our interactions with one another…are how “God”, experiences itself. ….So be nice, and make connections.
The real hope of this “judge” in the #Rittenhouse case, and GOP members celebrating the murder of Americans engaging in their 1st amendment rights…is that they can scare liberals into not using their 1st amendment right to protest for what they believe in.
As a species, we all need to start acting like there are definitely aliens that want to kill us all, and it’s just a matter of how long it takes them to get their ships here from wherever they are. Time to start working together assholes.
Am I trippin or did @AGT put a hanging person dead center of the background after Jimmy Herrod’s performance of “pure imagination”? #AGT #JimmieHerrod
It’s important to note that AR-15s have been available to buy in Cali this whole time...they just had to have fixed magazines. Nobody was being kept from owning one, it was just making it harder to kill dozens of people in seconds. Which is why there are more knife murders in CA.
Had my first vaccine shot a couple days ago on the 29th. (Pfizer) My arm felt really bruised at the injection site about 12 hours after the shot, and lasting around 24hrs. Otherwise, never once stopped keeping these streets on lock. #Pfizer #vaccine #GetVaccinated
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