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It was a disgusting look, Jake Paul convinced a man with probable CTE to get in the ring at 60. 27 yo vs 60 yo??? That’s not a fair fight!
Apparently all those Tyson training videos they put out before this fight were AI. Tyson looks barely alive. People are going to HATE Jake Paul for doing this.
I am now a boxing fan in that I will watch every future fight with Jake Paul and root against him
I’m fkn cryin
Live look at Netflix HQ trying to stream the Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight
Tyson gonna finish with this move.
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If you’re a mother with small children you need to know what the term “medical kidnapping” means before you ever step into an emergency room with your kid, I’m being 100% for real right now
So to recap: Greenberg paid a 17-year-old girl who was masquerading as an adult to go to a party where Gaetz is then alleged, without evidence, to have sex with her… Yeah, this whole thing is a scam. It like six degrees of Kevin Bacon
Gaetz denies the allegations, and even worse, the 17-year-old in question was advertising herself as an adult hooker on prostitution websites when Gaetz’s ex-friend Greenberg hired her. Not exactly a shrinking violet.
Eric Swallwell banged an actual CCP spy and Michael Guest closed the ethics violation into his conduct. Cleared him completely. In 2023.
She’s a scary person because she’s a person of totally transactional morality. There is nothing generous or giving in her spirit, she is completely incapable of seeing past herself, you can hear it in her voice. Her being cute turning into a meme and leading to people embracing…
Never found "AOC" remotely interesting. As a politician I've heard no original or interesting ideas from her. But I could see her as a bartender, being good at that. Really she could have developed a genuine personality that way, would have been better for her and everyone.
every interview with jake paul has been like “im gonna kill mike tyson” and then every interview with tyson is like “god put me on this earth to repent for my sins through violence, i wake up every morning in a cold sweat and hear the screams of my enemies nd their mothers cries”
I’m getting ready to watch this Tyson vs Jake Paul fight like I’m watching someone cast a spell that I hope actually works. And I don’t really believe in magic. But I want to believe.
Jake Paul said he’s now going to KILL Mike Tyson for slapping him in the face off 😳
Over the last 64 years, a black person has been 39 times more likely to murder a white female than a white person has been to murder a black female.
me at thanksgiving dinner asking my mom if the green beans contain any seed oils
The person in charge now is a lawyer and not a doctor Have you seen Biden’s cabinet. The joke of all jokes. Idiot DEI hires Including a luggage thief. Enough of the hypocrisy
Neither does the current one…
The current HHS Sec Javier Becerra has a law degree and is a lifetime politician. No one on the left has had a problem with him. Sit down and be quiet, please.
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