Cycloptomese
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I cannot stop thinking about how the director of Con Air's previous directing credit was 10 years earlier and it was the music video for Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.
Fuck you im never listening to Stairway to Heaven or any more of your dumbass songs ever again
It is an honor to join President Trump’s Cabinet as EPA Administrator. We will restore US energy dominance, revitalize our auto industry to bring back American jobs, and make the US the global leader of AI. We will do so while protecting access to clean air and water.
I was getting my mail today and my neighbor asked me if I was gay and I was like “what?” He said he was only asking because of my rainbow lanyard and I was like “oh no it’s much weirder than that.”
I just ate $35 worth of Taco Bell before entering this escape room. We’re getting out one way or another.
Can’t believe they made a statue to commemorate that time I got kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese’s
It's not politically correct to say Alien anymore. You're supposed to say Xenomorph.
Damn, Monday is creeping up and it's bringing its annoying siblings, Tuesday and Wednesday, with it.
Did anything ever materialize out of that Attack the Block sequel that I was supposed to get? Get off your ass, Joe Cornish!
Your bio should read "eyebrows sold separately"
Them: Find a stopping point and you can go ahead and leave early for today. Me immediately: I found a stopping point.
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