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Zach Kaplan

@zachkaplan

If I don't laugh, I'm going to start crying. --Tim Allen.

Joined May 2009

3KPosts 379Followers 873Following

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Zach Kaplan

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25 Aug 2023

I'm making music now! By myself here: SoundCloud.com/kaplanzach With my friends here: soundcloud.com/terror-is-a-man

Zach Kaplan

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17 Nov

I think I'm done posting here. Follow me on Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/zach0.…

Zach Kaplan

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15 Nov

Should I delete my X account? I strongly dislike Elon Musk... but this account was created way back in 2009, and I hate that he ruined this for me

Zach Kaplan

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16 Sep

Holy shit. After 55 hours and 134 deaths, I have finally beaten Tumbleseed!!!

Zach Kaplan

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11 Aug

Why the fuck doesn't Seymour turn off his oven when he sees his roast is burning

Zach Kaplan

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9 Aug

Bay leaves are bullshit. Put this dry leaf in your soup and make sure not to eat it. Fuck you

Zach Kaplan

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20 Jun

Me giving movie recommendations in high school

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16 Jun

Christopher Nolan thinks he's so great that instead of Oppenheimer they should call it Wisenheimer...

Zach Kaplan

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12 Mar

Idea for a comic: Batman writes an email and signs it as Batman but he accidentally sends it from his Bruce Wayne account

Zach Kaplan

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1 Mar

Enjoy this noise music my friend Carl made please, it's good! opencasketsoundsystem.bandcamp.com/album/living-w…

Zach Kaplan

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24 Feb

If you're looking for a good tune to sing the name of the character Ole Munch (pron. "Oola Moonch") from Fargo Season 5, you can't do much better than ABBA's "Voulez-Vous"

Zach Kaplan

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14 Feb

Can't believe this game has a puke button

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Zach Kaplan

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28 Jan

Please enjoy my musical side. I made this song on.soundcloud.com/bYW2ZWDfrXCQCm…

Zach Kaplan

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11 Jan

Hey @Disney could you please put this DLC on sale I'd really appreciate it nintendo.com/store/products…

The Jungle Book and MORE Aladdin Pack for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site

Source: https://t.co/yi1VptsAqD

Zach Kaplan

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31 Oct 2023

At some point today, why not give yourself a Halloween treat and listen to this spooky song I made? on.soundcloud.com/cMG1AA1SaP5kfy…

Zach Kaplan

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31 Oct 2023

I can't believe anyone would be foolish enough to play JUMANJI

Zach Kaplan

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23 Sep 2023

Does anyone need a bluesky invite

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