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I mustn't.... I shan't....... Gaze softening, eyes glazing over as I say Ahhh what the hell. Pass me another straightened rebar brother (pats belly)

Do not ever straighten rebar like this. I cannot emphasize how bad this is for structural integrity of reinforced concrete structures.



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Jaylen Brown with FIVE straight 3s to start the game



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The Mafia will have a horse head in his bed by nightfall

BAKER 😭🤌



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Wonder if Lamar will give up #8 for Daniel Jones


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M U S T A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A R D

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My lunch accidentally falling out of my masculine pocket at work

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Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.



MUSTARDDDDDDDDDDD

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Who made this? And why is it so accurate?🤣

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MUSSSSTAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDD

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LIVELIVELIVELIVE twitch.tv/rhetrical


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Kendrick Lamar: “Squabble up, squabble up.” Me:


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[Responding to a text I got 4 months ago]: Yeah sure what time


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this is genuinely really beautiful news

China has developed a surgical cure for alzheimers China successfully invented a surgery for curing Alzheimer’s disease. Known as LVA surgery, it is performned on neck lymphatics. So far, there have been 42 clinical trials, all have been successes.⬇️ - LVA Surgery, otherewise…

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Kendrick:

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Credit limit on my quicksilver just got bumped to 10k I’m finna go to hooters and tell em to bring me the owl


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MUSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDD


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Maga: we voted Trump because libtards keep calling us stupid. Also maga: wait, obamacare IS the affordable care act?


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MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

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