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Mike Tunison

@xmasape

We haven't got shelterinis

Joined April 2009

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Mike Tunison

@xmasape

1 Nov

Doing a Dry November as I have a couple big extra expenses and have to save. Given that I’ll be upset no matter who wins the election, football season, and Thanksgiving - a gauntlet awaits. Wish me luck, or if you wanna give me a couple grand so I don’t have to that’ll work too

Mike Tunison

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1 Nov

Spending my break at a book store in Takoma Park

Mike Tunison

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1 Nov

Uh-oh, seeing an uptick of Commanders stuff around town. Who said you all could have hope again?

Mike Tunison

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1 Nov

Was listening to one of the local hip-hop stations and they were talking about how, since whether or not you voted is public record, a perspective employer might see that you didn’t vote and hold it against you. Ain’t no fucking way. You know they’re scared if they’re trying that

Mike Tunison

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1 Nov

[sips water with cayenne] The catch rule is digitally stealth edited depending on how useful the potential highlight would be for promo packages and commercials

Albert Breer

@AlbertBreer

1 Nov

Who wrote the rule that said the same foot twice isn’t a catch, but a foot and then a shin on the same leg is? Seems … weird.

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31 Oct

Parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this Halloween. I just found a Matt Canada-led offense in my Snickers bar.

Mike Tunison

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1 Nov

So I says to Frankenstein, the Jets are at it again

Mike Tunison

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30 Oct

[clip of fan misbehavior goes mega viral] PHILLY FAN: If this were us, social media would have melted downnnn

Kevin Negandhi

@KevinNegandhi

30 Oct

The fact that these two Yankee fans acted like they didn’t do anything wrong… one held Mookie’s glove.. other one grabs Mookie’s hand and won’t let go. If this was done in Philly, social media would’ve melted down.

Mike Tunison

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30 Oct

It can be both

Mike Tunison

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30 Oct

The Ravens always have to trade for or sign veteran wideouts because they suck at drafting receivers. Torrey Smith and Zay Flowers are their best homegrown talents and neither of them are shit if we’re being honest

Mike Tunison

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30 Oct

Don’t fall for it. Stomp the neck!

Mike Tunison

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29 Oct

They had me in the city for work today so naturally I had to visit the poop on Pelosi’s desk statue

Mike Tunison

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29 Oct

The sweet relief of not letting Prime Time Danny Dimes improve to 2-14

Mike Tunison

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29 Oct

Idiotic challenge unless Tomlin wants to claim Pickens should get more points because Aikman thought it was somehow more impressive that he didn’t get the second foot down

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29 Oct

Najee always wants to hurdle defenders. It’s like a repeat of when Bam Morris was in his first two seasons and couldn’t stop trying to go up and over despite being 240 lbs